BREAKING NEWS: Ethan Couch has been caught!

"EL_ULY" (uly) 12/28/2015 at 22:55 • Filed to: None

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He was captured by Mexican officials in Puerto Vallarta. That litter fucker will pay and the family of the victims will finally get justice. Seriously, affluenza is worse than ISIS. Link below UPDATING

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > EL_ULY 12/28/2015 at 23:00

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Good.

CB > EL_ULY 12/28/2015 at 23:00

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To be fair, it just means that he’ll be charged with a failure to comply (at least, that’s the charge in Canada). It’ll be interesting if he actually gets a jail sentence this time.

TheHondaBro > EL_ULY 12/28/2015 at 23:03

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As Hammurabi’s Code would imply, this kid should have to be paralyzed as a result of being run over by a pickup truck.

whoarder is tellurium > EL_ULY 12/28/2015 at 23:06

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I hope he picked up a rare strain of influenza in Mexico and falls horribly ill.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CB 12/28/2015 at 23:06

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From what I’ve read, he’s fucked. You fuck up your probation you go to the slammer for the rest of your term. That’s why they gave him that sentence, because since he’s a juvenile, they couldn’t have charged him as strongly. On top of being stuck with the rest of those 10 years, he’ll have whatever they can throw at him.

EL_ULY > whoarder is tellurium 12/28/2015 at 23:08

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Or what ever worse illness here in the US prison system

TheHondaBro > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/28/2015 at 23:08

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It’s a Christmas miracle!

EL_ULY > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 12/28/2015 at 23:09

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Great!

EL_ULY > TheHondaBro 12/28/2015 at 23:09

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Hennessey Velocreator at least

Birddog > EL_ULY 12/28/2015 at 23:10

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This is great news!

Now to see how it plays out.

EL_ULY > CB 12/28/2015 at 23:10

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Once US Marshalls are involved, you’re gonna have a bad time

fintail > EL_ULY 12/28/2015 at 23:13

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Maybe put him a nice Mexican prison for awhile before he gets shipped back? That could be interesting.

EL_ULY > Birddog 12/28/2015 at 23:13

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Given the color of his skin amount of money these shit fucks have, a slap on the wrist is still possible. That other kid that stole that doucebag chef’s Gallardo got life in prison

JustDauKee > whoarder is tellurium 12/28/2015 at 23:14

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Mexico probably has better healthcare coverage than the US hah!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > EL_ULY 12/28/2015 at 23:14

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and over 18 so general population!

EL_ULY > fintail 12/28/2015 at 23:16

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El Chapo probably has the hook up with the dad lol. Dirty money is dirty

Birddog > EL_ULY 12/28/2015 at 23:17

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I don’t think they can play the “I didn’t know it was wrong” card again.

I reeealy hope they can’t at least.

EL_ULY > Birddog 12/28/2015 at 23:20

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Anything is possible when you’re wealthy. Isolated fancy cell, early parole, etc.

EL_ULY > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 12/28/2015 at 23:21

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Minus the girl

EL_ULY > JustDauKee 12/28/2015 at 23:27

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As a Mexican, I can confirm this :]

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > EL_ULY 12/28/2015 at 23:31

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Butt stuff

pip bip - choose Corrour > EL_ULY 12/28/2015 at 23:33

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boredalways > EL_ULY 12/28/2015 at 23:33

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I know it won’t happen because of sk**, er ra**, er MONEY, but I really hope it plays out this way:

EL_ULY > boredalways 12/28/2015 at 23:38

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Lol Yeesss!

EL_ULY > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 12/28/2015 at 23:39

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Indeed

EL_ULY > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/28/2015 at 23:39

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Exactly Nelson

fintail > EL_ULY 12/28/2015 at 23:42

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Maybe he wouldn’t make it that far? Nothing of value would be lost.

Now that his parents are this involved (I bet daddy is behind the scenes too), time to audit every penny, seize and sell off the business, give the proceeds to the families of the victims.

EL_ULY > fintail 12/28/2015 at 23:51

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For real man. In a just world...

jkm7680 > EL_ULY 12/29/2015 at 00:11

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I hope Big Bubba doesn’t take it easy on him.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > EL_ULY 12/29/2015 at 00:35

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You think the Mexicans can do the US a solid and lock him up in one of their prisons? I’m sure we could get a gofundme going to pay for his incarceration so the Mexican government doesn’t have to foot the bill.

EL_ULY > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 12/29/2015 at 08:48

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Honestly, he’d suffer more in a US prison. Or not.... well, wherever is worse lol! :]

EL_ULY > jkm7680 12/29/2015 at 08:51

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it may be cruel, but this fucker doesn’t deserve to be alive

jkm7680 > EL_ULY 12/29/2015 at 09:36

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I don’t disagree with ya!

Chasaboo > EL_ULY 12/29/2015 at 16:30

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This guy is going to be very popular in prison, butt for all the wrong reasons.

EL_ULY > Chasaboo 12/29/2015 at 16:43

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PS9 > EL_ULY 12/29/2015 at 18:27

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US Justice System Logic:

Murders 4 people in a DUI

Well...they weren’t like important people, right? Just 4 randoms? Eeeehhhh, probation and community service oughta do it. I mean, he’s rich. He can’t be expected to bear any actual responsibility for his actions. That’s for the proles, right?

Hikes the price of life saving drug 5000%, killing those who can’t afford it

*crickets*

Revealed to have scammed rich people out of their mo-

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EL_ULY > PS9 12/29/2015 at 18:37

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG soooo true......... unfortunately

NooYawk > whoarder is tellurium 12/30/2015 at 11:36

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I hope he gets put away and gets a huge case of analitis.

Svend > EL_ULY 12/31/2015 at 07:20

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I wish him all the best.

I look at his face and all I want to do it punch his face in till my fist hurts, then I’ll use my other fist, then my feet.